Places with the funniest name

11. Penistone

Yup, you read it right! Penistone is a market town in South Yorkshire, England.

The locals there insist it’s pronounced Pen-iss-tun… Bruh! you live in the penis town, end of discussion. Imagine the embarrassment you will go through if someone asks you where do you live more than once – Ahem! Penistone! “I beg your pardon which town?”

12. Chutia

For those who didn’t get it, this is not a decent word (when read in English). So, hail the people of the Chutia region in the Ranchi district of Jharkhand, India which goes by the same name.

They have no option but to (proudly) associate with the word that might drive others to disdain!

13. Hell

No no… don’t be afraid. Just remember all the good deeds you have done and everything will be alright. Hell is an unincorporated community in Livingston County in the U.S., so our very own Devil, Lucifer Morningstar, abandoned this Hell.!!

Anyway, I remembered a quote that I would like to share. “The fact that there’s a highway to Hell and only a stairway to Heaven, says a lot about the anticipated traffic numbers.”

14. Dildo

My my my… There is so much depth in the name itself.!! This will intrigue all the Women out there. Am I right or am I right!

Dildo Island is an island in the Canadian province of Newfoundland and Labrador. For all those who are laughing please let me remind you… Oh, forget it! Laugh out loud… You have my permission, so to speak.

15. Tatti Khana

Tatti Khana? Are you bloody serious! This should be one of the most drastic failures in the place naming history. This is a place in Telangana, India and as gross as it might sound this place has shit written all over it! Literally!

16. Fertile

Are you thinking what we are thinking?

Fertile is a city in Worth County, Iowa, United States and is named for the quality of the soil in the valley it was located in. Imagine the consequences of spending your honeymoon in this town. Scared? #Metoo…

17. Twatt

There are two (types of) Twatts. One of those is a small settlement in the parish of Birsay on the Mainland of the Orkney Islands, Scotland and the other one is a settlement in the Shetland Islands of Scotland.

So do remember that whenever you are in Scotland you might have to face a lot of Twatts but they actually might not be twats. If only you know what it means. 😉

18. Daru

There’s no beating Jharkhand when it comes to naming with their deepest of emotions.

Daru is a village in Hazaribagh district in the Indian state of Jharkhand.
I can bet you would be flocking here if the drink was exactly what it would have offered to natives!

19. Imalone

All you loners welcome to the saddest town in America. Imalone is an unincorporated community located in the towns of Atlanta and Murry, Wisconsin, United States.

It does not matter if you are surrounded by people. If you are in this place you will always say “Imalone in Wisconsin”.

20. Kissing

Best for the last. This is hands down our favorite city. Kissing is a municipality in the Aichach-Friedberg district, in Bavaria, Germany.

When you visit this place you suddenly will start liking kissing people. You know why? Because the people here are genuinely nice. Naughty… I know what you were thinking!

Jokes apart, I still don’t understand the real meaning of “Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute”. How?? Just how??